I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She announced her abortion via fbk
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He? As in you personified your dick?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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