I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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