Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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