The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Two words: blizzard sex
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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