I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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