have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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