At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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