Duck Duck Cougar?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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