I hate your face
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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