Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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