Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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