I just pynch a tree in the face
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm sobbing to NWA
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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