I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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