Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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