after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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