Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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