when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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