so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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