i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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