I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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