the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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