she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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