Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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