U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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