What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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