I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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