You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I supernannyed him into submission
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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