Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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