jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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