If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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