Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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