How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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