I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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