Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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