God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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