She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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