It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Im just a social blackout drinker.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
