discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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