Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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