Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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