Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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