i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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