Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i drank out of a bidet.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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