we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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