69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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