Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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