The brown eye won't let me do that either.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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