Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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