I accidentally had phone sex last night
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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