When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize