like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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