Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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