therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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